Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
btw that picture of armin i drew
i accidentally gave myself A HEART ATTACK because when i was messing with the settings
all of a sudden he went from this
TO THIS THING
I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR AND SCREAMED OMFG IT LOOKS REALLY COOL BUT JFC I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT I GAVE MYSELF A FREAKING JUMPSCARE WHAT THE HELL
NOW PICTURE THIS THING POPPING UP AND SHRIEKING AT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN YOU’RE ALL ALONE
to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet
do you really want to hurt me // culture club
do you really want to hurt me?
do you really want to make me cry?
precious kisses, words that burn me
lovers never ask you why
THIS IS A PROBLEm ON MY MATH HOMEWORK AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I STARTESD LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING